Misunderstandings

Lately we have been having plenty of misunderstandings.
#1 - "Mommy, I want you to cut my hair"
"Are you SURE??"
"Yes"
(before)

(after)

Can you see how happy she is with me?  This is the death face!  She totally cried!

#2 - "Serenity, go ask Larry if he wants to buy some of the cookies (girl guide ones)"
"No (looking upset)"
"Yes, you need to do it to get a badge, go ask"
(Bursts into tears and runs away) What the heck???

"Why are you so upset? (me assuming it's shyness)
"Because you keep giving away MY cookies!!!"

Poor little bug thought the entire case of cookies was hers, just for being a Spark.  She had no clue we had to sell them.  Lucky for us Nana bought a few boxes and left them for the girls so I could reassure her that we'd kept some.  "I even put some in your lunch for tomorrow baby"  "Oh THANK YOU Mommy!"  (such relief)

Little kids are sooo literal!  Have you had any misunderstandings lately?