Anti-Camping Rant

I have been thinking a lot about this and here is why i don't like camping!

1. OUTSIDE is where the BUGS live!!! Seriously, I don't want them in my house so I am sure they don't want me in theirs!

2. Roughing it! Couldn't have a more appropriate name! I like comfort!

3. Indoor Plumbing! Shower, running water and toilets were invented for a REASON!

4. Germs and Dirt! YUCK! Yes, I am mostly an indoor girl!

5. No FIRES! The only good thing about camping is the fires and they NEVER let you have one because the forest fire threat level is always at Defcon 1 or something!

6. I have a house! I pay good money for it, why leave it?

However, when you look at these faces and see how happy we are AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE DRIVEWAY, you know we'll keep going back!